Sunday, February 19, 2006

"vee haff veys off mak-ingk you pay zee rent"

well ive moved again

i really like this new place im squatting in. its in a part of the world i never thought that i would inhabit... BONDI...!!!!

The digs themselves are minimalist, extremely ordered and clean (almost to the point of OCD), and, dare i say it, quite, well, i suppose... german? well in that the furniture is all found, vintage, weimar, uncomfortable, steel or elementary school wooden , hard backed chairs, and so on and so forth. I keep expecting Mr Freder to walk in with his pince- nez and deliver an evil little giggle or herr shultz and his monicle to enter, take off his black leather gloves, smoke his cigarette in his weird nazi way and say "vee haff veys off makingk you pay zee rent".

( before donning the leider hosen and slapping my ass brown shirt style- ya! ya!)

it doesnt help that the people who live there are proffesional dancers and actors who have performed in companies in germany and acted in things called: " faust/ landscape full of trash"
bundash ya ya shnell shneel!!

theres all these posters of these productions on the wall and stuff. its creepy... but cool.

any ways, i love it. i love the place, i am growing to love the area, and i am loving the beautiful people absolutely every where. crikey, excuse me while i cum just walking down the street.

the thing i love the most, though, is the solitude.

its awesome living alone.

i also like getting to test drive all these places around sydney. living in digs temporarily for nothing or next to nothing gives you an affordable way of working out the type of house and area you might want to live in if you ever decide to settle down and get yourself a motgage.

not that i would ever dream of doing something like that.

X

8 Comments:

Blogger magical_m said...

Bondi. That's a brave step.

Mortgage. That's just a silly step.

And an employed actor, huh? That's almost rare enough to be worthy of a David Attenborough-style documentary...

Almost.

3:34 AM  
Blogger nerdcrucible(retard) said...

nice to hear from you locket

i wrote those other posts about acting because i thought cyberspace could afford me anonymity and was thus pretending to be an interested civilian, not because i was employed and wanted to know what its like to be unemployed.

yes im employed for the minute, but, by christ, i know what its like to be unemployed and ,beleive me, in a month and a half, i will be back in that primordial slime.

and hello magicaL M

8:24 PM  
Blogger nerdcrucible(retard) said...

oh and for the record

i dont tan

8:39 PM  
Blogger nerdcrucible(retard) said...

oh i am

believe me

its ALL i am.

believe.

9:44 PM  
Blogger magical_m said...

its ALL i am

as opposed to...?

10:09 PM  
Blogger nerdcrucible(retard) said...

as opposed to a normal human being

like all actors

we are the opposite of people

quit bustin my onions

i love you all

11:31 PM  
Blogger magical_m said...

You're right - we are the opposite of normal.

Just as well we all have each other, otherwise we'd be very lonely.

2:40 PM  
Blogger nerdcrucible(retard) said...

not that im aware of...

but, look, who knows?

probably.

9:31 PM  

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