i' ll be glad if you' ll be frank

im back, im bad, hes black, im mad.

when it rains, it pours.

im currently very busy in my chosen profession. Im shooting an ad for jimmy beam in the cross in sydney. im shooting an episode of mcleods daughters in adelaide, and im in preproduction for a film called noise in melbourne.

i spent all yesterday with four other guys, a film crew and a bunch of pouting, dumpling titted extras in the iguana bar in kings cross shooting this beam thing. it was fun but there can be no denying i have, hands down, sold my soul for the brownest of the brown liquors. sweet bourbon. night shoots on monday and tuesday, til seven in the morning.

then on wednsday morning at nine i have to fly to adelaide to shoot this episode of mcleods in which i reprise a character i played about a year ago, greg dawson. he was a bad boy drag car racer then, now hes a brumby shooting, ute driving drunkard. i like it because i get to wear an ac/dc t shirt. apart from that, its a joke. im so slack on set, i barely learn my lines and i mouth off at the director.

the film is the real deal, i ve spent the last week flying between sets in adelaide and melbourne. on friday we have our first weopons handling session. my character is ex army so im trying to bone up as much as i possibly can on the gun thing. im playing a spree killer. it will be very fun.