what the dickens?

A blog entry about another blog:

Dear locket at house with no steps,

you sound really clever. i love the way you write. you are very funny. you say that you are an actress. i would like to see you on stage. i bet that you are good. i bet you are a smart actor. i like smart actors. i hate stupid actors.

i bet you are good with props. well, you are good with a vernon*, it seems.

you also say really horrible things about male actors. do you really think that thay are all empty and vacuous and liars and shits and cunts?

why?

have you had bad romantic experiences with them?

you are probably right. i wouldnt know. the world of the unemployed actor fascinates me. not that im saying that you are an unemployed actor. im just saying that most actors have experienced unemployment at some point. many actors seem to blog. is this because they have alot of free time because they aren't working as actors?

also it seems that actors are nothing without an audience. they seem to need audiences, almost pathalogically. keeping a blog is like keeping a diary for everyone to see.

of course actors dont nescessarily need an audience. they just prefer it.

but thats ok. i love actors. actors are givers. they know how to live life. they are often interesting, intelligent, and very well read. they are also funny most of the time. and hot (her her).

you are also from perth. I just recently spent time in perth and i loved it! the people in perth are the nicest people of any city in Australia. they show you around. they drive you every where. they take you to the best places. i saw many great bands. its really creative and interesting.

* vernon is police slang for dildo. a friend of mine who works for the federal police tells me that when they do raids on houses they will always find vernons (yes, more than one) and porn. with the vernons they find they have vernon races.