my space scares me. its so fancy. everyones got all these shiny bits of writing and things that flash and stuff. they all have photos of all the other people on myspace as well. and they are all beautiful people, whats more. i guess it doesn't help that the people i know on my space all seem to live in bondi, though, so i guess that being eye candy is just par for the course. what i cant understand, however, is that they all live in bondi!! so they probably see each other every other day anyway!! do they really need to be reminded that each other exist , and that they live such glamorous lives by the beach, and that they all seem to be having such a fucking great time all the time, swimming and being buff and brown and wearing bikinis and laughing and taking drugs and laughing and smiling and playing land sports in the water, and sun baking and having sex and laughing and talking about the "fame game" and swimming under water and taking photos underwater and laughing underwater and having six packs and round pert tits and tight asses you can crack wall nuts on and the dudes are tanned and they have pecks and they have great senses of humour- i can tell because in some of the photos they are wearing, like, yellow afro wigs and fake dirty sanchez moustaches and, like, 70s porn star sunglasses and stuff, phew! its so hilarious! and they look like they are having a really great time, drinking and partying and stuff. and they are laughing. at each other. so i guess they must be funny.

i guess you wouldn't put photos of yourself taking a shit or photos of you in the throws of a heroin addiction, or in an ice induced rage, or if you were hideously ugly you would wear some kind of mask or put a photo of a dog on there or a movie star or something.

or if you really were hideously ugly i guess you would just blog.